Bottom of the Pits of the Universe in a Barrell Rolling Down into a Swamp
Full of Melted Marshmallow & Meringue
A few months ago I posted an entry of five different versions of the same song, one I like a lot, in order to make comparisons more easily.
Today, I will post a similar entry, only this time of songs I can't stand. "But why?", you may ask. Because what we dislike says as much as what we like.
Dreadful, no?
But how about this one?--
Q: Did I go through the torture of listening to these as I posted them?
... oh, yes, for the love of all that's sacred, please, stop.
But out of all, I think Kate Bush awakens the murderer in me the quickest. Such competence. Murder is illegal, and yet this woman was allowed to record a "song" and release it, committing mass torture from afar.
Ugh.
In this song, the Beatles managed to include the Marseillaise, one of the best songs, in the repetitive half-hearted whine they think is singing. For that alone they deserve to go to my very own private Gulag. (Though there are some songs they wrote that I enjoy. Few.)
There are many, many more, though I won't post them today.
Oh, no, wait, wait! No list of Songs I Dislike A Lot would satisfy me if it didn't feature at least one reggae 'tune' - i.e. a sequence of 3 chords, so:
My God, appalling.
I need a shower forthwith.
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